A very elderly gentleman, (mid nineties) very well dressed, hair well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel, smelling slightly of a good after shave, presenting a well-looked after image, walks into an upscale cocktail lounge.

Seated at the bar is an elderly looking lady, (mid eighties).
The gentleman walks over, sits alongside her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, “So tell me - do I come here often?”