Law of Probability:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the Telephone:
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the very next morning you will have a flat tyre.

Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Bath :
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone with whom you don't want to be seen.

Law of the Result: (for the COE)
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Law of the Theatre:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Rugs/Carpets:
The chances of an open-faced jam sandwich landing face down on a floor co vering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Location:
No matter where you go, there you are.

Law of Logical Argument: (my personal favorite)
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

Brown's Law:
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

Wilson 's Law:
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.