• Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.

• A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.

• Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

• I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

• Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.

• Banning the bra was a big flop.

• A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.

• When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.