1 Pass My Shotgun

2 Psychotic Mood Shift
3 Perpetual Munching Spree
4 Puffy Mid-Section
5 People Make me Sick
6 Provide Me with Sweets
7 Pardon My Sobbing
8 Pimples May Surface
9 Pass My Sweat pants
10Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff

and my favourite one.

13. Potential Murder Suspect