His son is also at the table, eating. Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home after 3am, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door." Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, 'Lady, leave me alone, I’m married!'" A self-induce hangover - $100:00 Broken furniture - $200:00 Hot breakfast - $10:00 Saying the right thing - priceless!