• Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
• A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
• Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
• I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
• Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
• Banning the bra was a big flop.
• A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
• When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
