'My God, what happened to you?' asks Anna.
The chauffeur replies: 'When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me.'
'What on earth did you say?' asks Anna.
'I knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them: ' I'm Anna Bligh’s chauffeur and I've just killed the old cow.'